I find it amusing looking at some of the search terms that lead people to my blog. You’d think phrases like, “broccoli bundle,” “cookies,” or “will run for cake” would lead people here, but that is not quite the case.
First of all, never once have I mentioned my proudness of being a slug. I hate slugs..I have only spoken terrible things about these awful creatures, and for someone to be led here because of that phrase is appalling. Secondly, what the hell is zdejcia brody and itelian winner in 2012? Neither of those are spelled anywhere near correctly, unless zdjecia is some kind of foreign name. In which case would make sense for the next set of search terms including an Arabic phrase.
I am so glad my blog is bringing in Arabian folk looking for naked tattoo pictures of Adam Levine. I most definitely copied that phrase into Google translate and about peed myself when I read its English version.
Now this one gets tricky..there are a few phrases that are cut off and I couldn’t see the full search terms. This means I have to guess. The first one probably says, “omg why wont my back feel like it’s healing.” Healing from what? Healing from the “initial look of flesh eating bacon.”
Now I want to share some of the top search terms that have led people to my blog. Please notice my phone is not dying in these photos.
Sexy naked men makes its way into the search terms more than running or FOOD! This is NOT that kind of blog people!! Fortunately someone was able to read about the rash I got on my leg from my running shorts..that counts as a running search term right?
Q: What are some of the weirdest search terms that lead people to your blog?