I find it amusing looking at some of the search terms that lead people to my blog. You’d think phrases like, “broccoli bundle,” “cookies,” or “will run for cake” would lead people here, but that is not quite the case.
First of all, never once have I mentioned my proudness of being a slug. I hate slugs..I have only spoken terrible things about these awful creatures, and for someone to be led here because of that phrase is appalling. Secondly, what the hell is zdejcia brody and itelian winner in 2012? Neither of those are spelled anywhere near correctly, unless zdjecia is some kind of foreign name. In which case would make sense for the next set of search terms including an Arabic phrase.
I am so glad my blog is bringing in Arabian folk looking for naked tattoo pictures of Adam Levine. I most definitely copied that phrase into Google translate and about peed myself when I read its English version.
Now this one gets tricky..there are a few phrases that are cut off and I couldn’t see the full search terms. This means I have to guess. The first one probably says, “omg why wont my back feel like it’s healing.” Healing from what? Healing from the “initial look of flesh eating bacon.”
Now I want to share some of the top search terms that have led people to my blog. Please notice my phone is not dying in these photos.
Sexy naked men makes its way into the search terms more than running or FOOD! This is NOT that kind of blog people!! Fortunately someone was able to read about the rash I got on my leg from my running shorts..that counts as a running search term right?
This is a little better, yet we still have sexy hot guys and whatever “inner woman sandwich go make me” means. At least we all know I clearly run with the best swag.
Q: What are some of the weirdest search terms that lead people to your blog?
LOL wait were are the sexy hot guys? Too funny.
Tee hee. That is so funny. I love seeing what other peoples search terms are. I actually haven’t looked at my recent blog terms. My favorite is beetballs. Gross LOL
OMG where on your stats page are you getting this information? That is bananas!!!! I mean….WHAT on earth could lead people to a.) search on some of those terms and b.) pull up YOUR page?
I am scared to look what people found when they look at my page with my 80 hits on average a day.
If you click on your stats page..scroll down to where is says search engine terms. These are all the terms people typed in and your blog popped up haha.
Hmmm strange, I have no search terms, ever. Guess I’m only contacted direct.
mine is so crazy too, it is insane. I look at it and wonder why people read it.
hahaha! Omg this is so funny haha my top blog search is “Lion’s mane” hahaha then retainers
“Floppy Banana Breasts!!!”
LOL!
hahahahahaha I loveee this.
Hahaha these are so funny! I love to read stuff like this. I’ve gotten some pretty good ones, too.
LOL
Great post I never even noticed!
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
Hahah these are great…I always get such a kick out of search terms which direct people to my blog. Some include “bisquick v aunt jemima” & “i’m the cookie monster, one cookie is not enough”…can’t say I don’t agree with the latter
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This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! hahahaha! SO many sexy naked/tattooed/hot men searches
too funny
These made me laugh, what hilarious search terms
A weird one I have had is “how to get photogenic brain”, but mine are no where near as entertaining as yours! 
These are hysterical!! hahaha love it!
I’ve always had a good laugh looking at those.. but no “sexy” terms on mine.. I guess that’s for the young and pretty girls who will run for cake:)
Ummm these are AMAZING girl! This post seriously just brightened my day (literally) lol! I don’t have any search terms that even come close to how hilarious and absurd these are
HAHA! I love looking at my stats. The weirdest stuff always comes up. Last time I looked I had more readers in Australia than in the US… now that’s just funky.
What is with the little debbie zebra cakes?! That’s one that sends people to my blog as well! I’m not sure what that’s about!
Bahaha well I know what mine is all about..
http://blissfulbritt.com/2011/09/08/homemade-zebra-cake/
BAHAHAH proud of be a slug… that one is my favorite. These are all amazing… and seem to fit you personality. Even the monster in the movie. The weirdest terms I have gotten are doodlebops and ‘fence.’ I have no idea if fence means an acutal fence to divide land or the sport with swords… but I don’t think I have ever blogged about either. So I have no idea how people searchign for fences end up on my page, but somehow through the magic of internet, they do.
Fences must really like me.
Rawr.
omg this is hilarious. I haven’t thought about slugs in awhile but when I was younger i HATED them because I would play outside and they would leave gross orange stains on your clothes if they got on you. I took my revenge by shaking salt on them….cruel I know hahaha
oh that is so random! I wonder how that happened?!?!
HAHAHAA. love this. i always get the weirdest search terms. let me go look what i have right now….ahem: “meagan meany legs”,”walking dead boy” , “peeing in pants at a party” , “girl knife fight” and “husband bugs for sex nonstop” are some of my personal faves. wtf!? lol.
You do NOT even understand how much this made me laugh!! My abs hurt! Well OK, I don’t really have abs, but the soft curves of my belly are in pain from laughing. And I did note that your phone was no longer dying in later images, ah ha ha!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! I was totally noticing this the other day… And some of my search terms include:
- Ass Shaking
- LeBron James Naked
- Elephant Penis
- GiGi Penis
- Kate Upton Pies
- Drunk Naked Women
*AHHH HA HAHA! These searches make it sound as if my blog is all about naked celebrities, awesome LMFAO!
Let me just say, I was highly disappointed when clicking on your blog revealed no zebra cakes.
love those random search terms!
hahaha, thats the best. so much about blogging for search engines – you are probably not that successful on that part
but hey, no complains, I would love my readers to search for naked tattoo pictures of Adame Lavine in arabic – my giggles might disturb my coworkers in the neighbour-office 
I honestly dont even look at the search terms for my blog, but after reading yours, I totally have to check mine out! I cant believe how many people wanna see naked men on your blog. Do you have a secret page I dont know about??
;)
“I’m proud to be a slug.”
HAHAHAHA!!! I love it!
Hahaha! Every day I have at least three search terms for “gay men bears” and “gluteus maximus”. I’m guessing the gay men bears thing came from a post I did about Alicia Silverstone. I’m sure they were sorely disappointed when they stumbled upon my site.
It was really funny!
Still I have a smile on my face, while I am typing this comment. Yes with the search terms people reach my blog, sometimes make me laugh too. But mine are much filtered then these search terms. 
Thanks a lot for spreading the smile with this post.
You can chalk the zebra cakes one up to me. But not the zebra cakes sour cream one.