Picture this..you’re walking down the streets of Seattle (or any major city), headed to an overdue baseball game adventure. A tiny girl with a ponytail and a red shirt stops you and utters the most amazing sentence you could possibly hear. “FREE FROYO.”
This girl must have read my diary, because I would eat a pile of worms if someone threw the word “free” in front of them. I LOVE free stuff. I had a mini battle in my brain debating whether I should have another “benefits” day so close to the previous froyo adventure I had just the week before. Thank god for my hunky boyfriend clonking some sense into me..I got my butt in line regardless of the length. I will never debate free froyo again.
Opening day at Red Mango.. it must have been my lucky day.
That froyo tasted like heaven mixed with crack sugar.
Now you’re back on track walking to the baseball game when you stumble upon some free entertainment.
This guy was rocking out on his drum set. I’m not sure what the ACE hardware bucket in front of him is for. My guess is that tiny unicorns come out to dance to his beats. This guy held my attention for .3094seconds because Manfriend uttered words ALMOST more angelic than the tiny girl in the red shirt. “Hey look, Larabars.”
My parents attempt to teach me the, “just one” rule kind of failed. FREE Larabars, being dispersed right outside the gate to the stadium. Yes..I’ll take 1 17 please.
Ok so the free stuff should probably stop here in order to call the day “normal.” Well, nothing is normal in my world. After entering the gate I discovered yet another person had read my diary. Specifically the entry about my man nails that have been destroyed by my job. The goop under my nails is a combo of dirt, and rotten produce juices. Free manicure set..booya.
At this point, cloud 9 was officially occupied. It was finally time to watch some tiny men play baseball. They look tiny from the bleachers. Seats over $20 are just not an option.
Naturally it took me 20 minutes to fully burn through the froyo. It’s not a baseball game without (vegan) burgers and fries! The stadium has field roast products, yahoo. I can only hope the bun was vegan. If not..C’est la vie.
Accompanied by a mandatory beer for the monkey.
The Mariners lost, I was full of free fun, and the day was superb! Who really goes to sporting events to watch the game anyway..not this girl. Just like the airport, it’s a free place to people watch! Oh, and I don’t really have a diary. I tried keeping one when I was under the age of 10, but I realized I liked running around my hood more than writing in the book.
Q: What was the last sporting event you attended?
Mmmm Fro-Yo
, I have not had any in so long but tomorrows my bday and I have a feeling it will come into play sometime during the day 
. Your pictures are so cute, you look so tanned!! I need to get me some sun.
The last sporting event I went to was my brothers special olympics baseball tournament
XO
Your brother was in special olympics?! So was my sister!! She participated in the swimming part (she has autism) yay!
Yeah he is in special olympics
he also has autism, both him and his wife do it together and have so much fun! That’s awesome about your sister!!! My brother loves the swimming!
Britt, let me just say you look RADIANT…. seriously you are looking amazing. I love that you covered your Froyo in fruit too (man oh man I love FREE stuff!)
You are too good to me Lou, I laavee you! Thank you!
I love it!!!! I too enjoy FREE STUFF and going to BJ’s Wholesale club to try all of the free food! I also only go to sporting events for the hotdog and beer. NOTHING else. LOL!
Your hair looks absolutely divine, dahling!!!
Gorgeous is an understatement!!!!!!!!!
My last sporting event was Pup Night at PNC Park!!! – we watched NONE of the game but rather snapped photographs of ourselves.
I love you and manfriend!!!!!!!!!
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I saved it!! LOVE your comment (as always) you are my fav <3!
Totally agree Britt! Honestly every time I visit your blog I leave wirh a giant smile
Never change!
Thank you so much Shira, you have made my day =).
Mmmm I love Fro-yo, you are so right! What a great day
Cheers
Choc Chip Uru
Mmmm! I love free stuff, too! Especially when it comes to food! Red mango is amazing but have you tried pinkberry? That place is out of this world!
Pink Berry is one place I have NOT tried!! I have seen it, passed it, almost even been INSIDE it..but never have I tried it. Maybe when I venture to California in August…
ARE U KIDDING- what an awesome day of freebies! Bet this was the last thing you expected when you agreed to go for a baseball game haha! So jealous a Red Mango has opened up near you- their salted caramel flavor is TO DIE FOR!!!
The last sporting event I was at I got to see Serena Williams at the tennis World cup! It was pretty cool! It looks like you had a great time! Yay for free froyo
whoa best day ever, free froyo and red mango to say the least. yummy!
Great post, free things are amazingggg. I have a tendency to gather them even if I don’t like it because hey… it was free… Sporting event.. I was supposed to go to a Nationals game today but bailed : )
1. Your seriously adorable. I mean for real.
2. FREE STUFF?! I’d be so all over that. As my mom always says “not a lot of things in life are free, so those that are, you’d better stock up!” She’s crazy.
I looooove sports, so I try to hit up some games every season. Most recently I was at a soccer game with my Bestie. So much fun
Free Stuff like this.. I’ve never seen anything like it here. Lucky you!! Especially Frozen Yogurt!!
ahh fun!!! I want free fro-yo haha we have a red mango by me but I have yet to go lol your arms look great btw!
look at you looking all sorts of cute with your fro yo. i could eat you up!
Lots of free stuff! Woo-hoo!
Once again, you’ve posted froyo lacking chocolate. (::head shaking::)
Next time I get froyo I will be bringing my own homemade (vegan) pb cup..then I won’t feel guilty for getting my beloved Reeses. I’ll be thinking of you while eating it. I wouldn’t really feel guilty..I just enjoy my vegan eats yo!
I love fro-yo! And I can’t even imagine what free fro-yo tastes like!
Roya
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Mmmm that froyo looks GOOD
All hail freebies!! They look like especially good ones, too. What is up with Field Roast at a ballpark?!! Where were they when I used to go to games?
Wow that’s a lot of free for one day!
I’m not into games much, but I like doing stuff with people (and sometimes the food), so I go whenever someone else has the idea… last one was a women’s soccer game. I can’t remember who was playing, but (aside from not getting anything free), all I really remember is a really weird situation with a squirrel on the field. I’d rather have free frozen yog!
100% agree. Can I live your life seriously, you are gorgeous and get lots of free things. HAHA-to me you are living the dream.
AHH!! So much free stuff!! I love it all! I want to come hang out with you for a day and get free stuff! It’s like it is magically attracted to you, haha!
I love free stuff too!
As far as the sporting event – couldn’t tell ya! haha
Dude I would’ve done the same thing with the Larabars haha! And WAHOO for free froyo!!! Y’all always have the coolest adventures together!
I’m going to assume that our Sugar Berry frozen yogurt joint chain is strikingly similar to your Red Mango, but something about the name tells me probably not quite. The high school basketball game I went to in February was yogurt-less, but otherwise fabulous.
OMG I am obsessed with free stuff… what great goodies!! We usually go to a ton of Yankees games in the summer but it’s been too hot so we haven’t been for about a month.
Ohhh I love when you unexpectedly get free things! The last game Jamie and I went to was a Cleveland Indians game for his birthday. They actually won (shocking!) And it was dollar dog night!
Wow that is a LOT of free stuff! Lucky you
I would definitely jump at the chance if I was offered free froyo, it’s not at all readily available in the UK! Yours looks delicious 
As does the vegan burger! In fact it sounds like going to watch a sporting event is a great way to get free stuff haha
You look fantastic, must be all that free stuff! The best game I ever attended was a free Whitecaps game.. in fact, I accepted the tickets to the game before even knowing what sport I was watching (soccer). My boyfriend called and I was out and tired and cranky and he said “want to go to a Whitecaps game” and because of my new attitude that living in the moment is totally worth it I said “yes, of course” fifteen minutes of conversation later followed it with “what sport?”
Best day ever.
That is awesome! I love free stuff! At this conference I have attended, they have booths of free stuff (well technically I do pay for the conference, but still)…anyway, I can’t be trusted. I grab SO MUCH STUFF! It’s hard not to!
We only have a minor league baseball team in Vegas, but it is still a lot of fun to go!
You and manfriend are so cute!! Yay for FREE and yay for fro-yo!!
Hope you had a great week girlie
I LOVE that sporting events are carrying vegetarian and vegan options!! You chicks and dudes gotta nosh on the goods too!
PS: your ripped arms = A++!!
Hi Britt!! I’m a new blogger, and I must confess I’ve been rummaging around your blog quite a bit the past few days. I love it! You’re so funny and charming. Thanks for making me laugh!
Hi Amber! Thank you for stopping by! I am glad you’ve enjoyed my quirks!
Red mango…mmm…how can you possibly refuse?!? Esp when it’s free! I can’t even remember the last time I went to a sporting event..yup..It’s been that long..
. I just hope I don’t look like a creeper!
I’m with you. People watching is fun
You so pretty! And I LOVE frozen yogurt. Yummy.
This sounds like a perfect day, beautiful! I went to a Brewers game a few weeks ago and it was the first game I’ve ever gone to that they lost. Me and my man are going again this coming Thursday.
1. you are gorgeous and have amazing hair.
2. Free fro yo!!? That is a foodies dream come true.
3. Obsessed with the bananas foster uber bar – so darn good
4. those fries look epic
Wow! You definitely hit the jack pot of free stuff! The last sporting event I went to was the Australian Open to watch the tennis
Looks like someone had the golden balls of luck in the palm of her hand. jealousssss. Hope you had fun at the game. The last one I went to was the Red Sox, but really I can’t wait for the Bruins season to start!!!