Yesterday I went on a date with a man friend. He is tall, handsome and smells like fire roasted peanuts. I recently gave him my blog link, and he clearly read this post because this is what I was greeted with when I opened my front door.
Followed by the words, “I got you a bouquet.” SWOOOOOOOOONNN. Homeboy made this BROCCOLI bundle for me because he knew I would rather have mini trees than flowers. We made our way to a glass museum, this place had THE coolest sculptures.
Gods of glass, I need this in my backyard next to my bounce house and froyo machine. Of all the blown glass in the building, naturally I found myself compelled to snap photos of the kids art. I obviously had an easier time relating to their artwork than the adults.
Two-Perhaps when my dragon gets tired, I can ride this small winged creature while getting apples stuck onto his horns.
Three-Venus fly trap WITH a light saber..enough said and I want to hangout with that kid NOW!
Four-Whale/Shark thing? I would guess 20 ice cream cones could fit into that mouth.
By far the creepiest and oddest blown glass of all was this one.
I’m not sure what is going on here. A horrendous looking black child engulfed by a splash? Perhaps this child was jumping into a pool and belly flopped causing both the splash and uncomfortable squished face. I don’t want to know why the splash is red.
Finally we found ourselves at a restaurant. I couldn’t stop thinking about the bundle of
flowers vegetables I had at home, patiently waiting to be eaten. This thought and the energy it took to get the screaming baby child sculpting out of my head stirred up a ravenous appetite all the way down the pits of my womb. Melting Pot!
To be honest with you all, the chocolate was so good it would make a sweaty sock taste good. A++++ to the ENTIRE day!
Q: Best gift you have gotten on a date? This broccoli bundle HANDS down!